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Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Blue Dress

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Lovers in toile de jouy

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

I want to hold your hand

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

An opera singer

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"Fashion over function!"

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"