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Great moments in pet history (the first house cat)

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Lovers in toile de jouy

I want to hold your hand

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Blue Dress

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'It's a coffee-book table.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

An opera singer

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

Centaur falls in love.

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."