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"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

"This time, when the swinging sixties come around, I'm not going to miss them."

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

'Wo! Look at that thing! What a brilliant idea!'

Along with technology came the ascension of curmudgeon man: 'Well, back in my day, we'd just walk over and talk to each other!'

"Big date tonight, Dad. Can I borrow the cardigan?"

Digital or analog elevators.

Oyster Vendor

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Of course I hung out with my friends when I was young...at the clothesline"

Antiques roadshow 3, A dead rat "I found it in the loft"

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

"You can't thank Grandmom with a tweet! She deserves the respect of a good old fashioned email."

Business for monk scribes is booming now that folks realize supplying them with wine is cheaper than replacing printer ink cartridges.

"No, we may not take Grandpa to Antiques Roadshow."

Alderman advising his son to put aside plenty of port in his youth

Make do and mend

Pre-Bay

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

'Sir, comfortable chairs wear out. Only the very unconfortable become antiques.'

'I bought it in Windsor - it belonged to the Queen Mum!'

'Please go to the library and bring me a few education journals from the 80's. It seems everything old is new again.'

"Washing instructions...don't"

Omnibus conducter asking if any lady would sit outside to make room for a gentleman

"I only wanted one pint today. Didn't you get my text message?"

Recessionista Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

Actualities - A pardonable mistake - chickens who think they have found the coop in which they spent the first days of thier lives

Woman holding pants.

Flower Seller Girl with Baby

"Since today's meeting is about Sales Prospecting, I thought I'd bring in an expert."

The Bottle - Drink is Brought out at Dinner

Penny Farthing Racing Bike