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'You've got to get over here, you're not going to believe this.' - Man without cellphone

"When Dads Were Dads"

"There was a time when your hearty peasant stock was enough for me."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

High Riders of the Old West

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Victorian Selfie

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Opening the Barrel

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!