Vintage Lifestyle Lover Gifts

'You've got to get over here, you're not going to believe this.' - Man without cellphone

"When Dads Were Dads"

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"There was a time when your hearty peasant stock was enough for me."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

A Macaroni in 1772

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

High Riders of the Old West

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Opening the Barrel

Victorian Selfie

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Vivienne Westwood

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Swells - Men's Fashion