Vintage Lifestyle Gifts

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I was a ladies man back in the '70s and '80s. But now the woman I partied with all see it differently. What I want to know is

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

This is how we used to dry clothes. Cool! Solar power in action. It's, like, totally free energy! That�s right � Women's labor is, like, totally free. Did we just switch topics?

Mr. Chester takes his ease at his inn

'You don't know your born son, in my day we had outside toilets, no running water, low income tax, no vat, all our food was organic, there was no cars, no gas bills, no electricity bills...'

'With pipe smoking at an all time low, Malcolm stayed home awaiting the revival.'

Actually, Doc, we ex-hippies refer to it as a Pot Belly, not Beer Belly!

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The height of fashion in 1796

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Piety

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Hipsters"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Elvis Presley

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Early Colour TV

Queen of Upcycling!