Vintage Gifts

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

"Shall we join the men?"

Evacuees

'I have a very traditional approach to discipline.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

I have an analogue mind in a digital world.

"They, like, invented retro."

"I shot them on an LSD trip back in the sixties."

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

Change (Man changing).

'You seldom see such traditional family values these days.'

Actualities - A pardonable mistake - chickens who think they have found the coop in which they spent the first days of thier lives

"And they provide a good deal of insulation, of course."

"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."

Won't you Charleston with me?

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'

'Morning Herald' News Story Images- Jonas Junks Thrown out of Pub in St Giles, London

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

Early Computer Hackers.

"Where have you been all these years?"

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

Fresh Coffee, Retro Coffee.

'All my men wear English leather.'

"What's wrong with a tea cosy? Bowler hats are a thing of the past anyway."

Men drinking