Vintage Gifts

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Shall we join the men?"

"Hurry, hurry! When you get back, we'll finish rehashing 1924 and get right on to 1925!"

Evacuees

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'You seldom see such traditional family values these days.'

Change (Man changing).

I have an analogue mind in a digital world.

"They, like, invented retro."

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

"I shot them on an LSD trip back in the sixties."

Actualities - A pardonable mistake - chickens who think they have found the coop in which they spent the first days of thier lives

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

Early Computer Hackers.

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"I just hope that the twenty-twenties will be as roaring as the last lot."

"I like living in the past. It makes me think I know where I'm going."

"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."

"Where have you been all these years?"

'Morning Herald' News Story Images- Jonas Junks Thrown out of Pub in St Giles, London

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

"And they provide a good deal of insulation, of course."

'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'

Won't you Charleston with me?

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

A Woman And A Man Discuss The Passage To America.

Old fashioned picky man at a dating agency

'I have a feeling of 'deja vu.''

Artist's impression of a prehistoric metrosexual...

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace