Vintage Culture Gifts

"You're still a mod, I'm still a rocker!" (Brighton Rest Home).

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Sammy Davis Junior

Settlers see sign that says 'No Settling'.

Bikini Girl

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'The way I understand it, Grandpa spent the wild, psychedelic Sixties mostly watching Ed Sullivan.'

Elevator Stuffing Was A Very Short Lived Fad In The 1950s,

"You rang?"

It's very sixties.

'Do you old hippies remember attending all those anti-Vietnam war rallies? Isn't it ironic that you were chanting 'hell no, we won't go'?'

The evolving patterns of American popular entertainment.

Hippies explaining chalk outline to detective "He was a square man"

Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

Native American Attack in Central Park

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Do you remember the old days, Peggy, when 'cool' was a temperature?'

'In my day we would turn on, tune in, drop out!'

"Before we kill each other, could you be so king to remind me why the heck we are fighting this duel?"

"Who won the Elvis impersonator look-a-like competition?"

"I got these in the cultural wars."

"Shhh!"

David Bowie

Evening on Hamstead Heath

"How old is a Major?"

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

The Heptathlon for beatnik.

Seventies Hair.

You wanna join our van trip to Arizona, man? You got a van? Sort of. it's actually your love van. I was wondering if we could borrow it. Are you asking me to join your trip or to borrow my van? IN THE '60S IT WAS ALL THE SAME, MAN! It's the '10s. To be continued.

Of course I know who Sinatra is, Mort. I was worried for a second. House of Java.neet Cybercafe. He was an essential part of my arsenal in the summer of '76. Low lights, an ascot, a virile mustache, and a little Sinatra. Chicks came from miles around. We're you like five in the 70s? My lemonade stand made a killing.

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

Honesty Not the Best Policy