Vintage Culture Gifts

"You're still a mod, I'm still a rocker!" (Brighton Rest Home).

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Settlers see sign that says 'No Settling'.

Bikini Girl

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

'The way I understand it, Grandpa spent the wild, psychedelic Sixties mostly watching Ed Sullivan.'

Elevator Stuffing Was A Very Short Lived Fad In The 1950s,

"You rang?"

It's very sixties.

'Do you old hippies remember attending all those anti-Vietnam war rallies? Isn't it ironic that you were chanting 'hell no, we won't go'?'

The evolving patterns of American popular entertainment.

Hippies explaining chalk outline to detective "He was a square man"

Amish Movie Producers: "I'm greenlighting two new projects: Snakes on a Buggy and Barn Raisers of the Caribbean!"

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Do you remember the old days, Peggy, when 'cool' was a temperature?'

'In my day we would turn on, tune in, drop out!'

"Before we kill each other, could you be so king to remind me why the heck we are fighting this duel?"

"I got these in the cultural wars."

Evening on Hamstead Heath

"How old is a Major?"

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Until we get a feel for the nineties, I think it's smart to stay home with small, seated dinners."

"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

The Heptathlon for beatnik.

Seventies Hair.

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

Honesty Not the Best Policy

This might sting a little.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

"Now, Mr. Gerber, when I tell you something, I want you to promise you won't fly off the handle."