Vintage Pop Culture Gifts

'I wouldn't worry about it. It just looks like a rash of Elvis sightings.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Moulin Rouge Security

Ringo Starr

'I was there, man - I didn't see you around.'

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Play on."

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Marilyn Monroe

Sunny and Chair

"Thank you for your service."

David Bowie

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

'We've been picking up your radio broadcasts- You must be Fibber McGee and Molly'

Freddy Starr died here.

What have you got by the Doors? Fire extinguishers and a light switch.

'You seem to be suffering from frontier mentality...'

'Not the Adam Ant!'

'We don't hear 'giddyap' much anymore.'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Keith Richards

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'It's been a mad house ever since the image of Elvis was seen on the wall after I primed it.'

"Who won the Elvis impersonator look-a-like competition?"

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

Old Age Depression

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"