Retro Pop Culture Gifts

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

Sunny and Chair

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Emergency: "Waiting long?"

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

At the park, 1979

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

COVID-19 fever

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"