Retro Culture Gifts

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

Hippy Smoke Rings.

"dig,dig,dig man all the whole day through." - Unbeknownst to many there was an eighth dwarf...Hippy

Historians agree that it was in fact the introduction of disco ball technology that signaled the death of the PC.

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.

Silver yobs

Stoned

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"It's retro night, I turn off the wifi and everyone has to talk to each other. Party like it's 1995, dudes!"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"If you can remember the first course, you didn't really eat it."

The Roots of the Culture

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."

At the park, 1979

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

"Honey, why is my 1975 7-Eleven Silver Surfer Slurpee Cup in the recycle bin?!"

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

COVID-19 fever

CartoonStock Upload "Hey man, I thought you paid the power bill?"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"I'm really sorry, but I have to let you go. Not everyone is doing the locomotion anymore."

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Power dressing - how very 80's.'

Area 54.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'It's sad. I just bought an exercise video in hopes of someday looking as good as Richard Simmons.'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

"You have an acute case of disco fever, due to a temporary loss of sense. Fortunately, I can knock some sense back into you with this hammer here."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

"For me, son, the 45 has always been the only format when it comes to a really hot single."