Retro Art Gifts

Nostalgic Clip Art.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Old rocker.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Fossil record player.

Old hippie gives peace sign.

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

Adult Barbershop

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"You've got night fever."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Alien attack in the 1950s

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'