Retro Gifts

Rock n' Roll...the Later Years.

'How do you send text messages?'

'I really miss the old days when we were smarter than our phones.'

'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'

'I said, how do you send a text with this thing?'

'Life is easy for you kids these days! When I was a boy...'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'

Telephone Retirement

Village People Auditions.

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

Comparing music and food from then to now.

'That's my grandfather - I told you he was old fashioned.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

Fresh Coffee, Retro Coffee.

"I agree with simplifying our lives, but maybe we've gone too far."

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"Oh, it's just for show. If you want to know the time, I'll have to look at my phone."

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Gramaphone Man.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Early Colour TV

"To be a flamingo, or better still a toucan, in the sixties- that was really something."

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye