Retro Pillows

'How do you send text messages?'

'I really miss the old days when we were smarter than our phones.'

'What was that...I didn't catch that what...What?'

'I said, how do you send a text with this thing?'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!'

Village People Auditions.

Telephone Retirement

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"Can you hold for a second? I have Can Waiting."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"I agree with simplifying our lives, but maybe we've gone too far."

Fresh Coffee, Retro Coffee.

'That's my grandfather - I told you he was old fashioned.'

Gramaphone Man.

Comparing music and food from then to now.

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

'Don't ask me how I know you took far too many drugs in the sixties. I just know.'

Y2k sign with bombs for the zeros and a man with a flute of champagne leaning on one

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"Oh, it's just for show. If you want to know the time, I'll have to look at my phone."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

"I think men over thirty-six are very distinguished."

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

Drinking Bird and Fishbowl

"To be a flamingo, or better still a toucan, in the sixties- that was really something."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

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