Retro Style Pillows

"The Vesparados"

"He used to own a muscle car."

Old rocker.

'If you're not eligible by age, you certainly are, based on how high you wear your pants.'

"No,he's got Thursday night fever, you get everything cheaper midweek.."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Hippy Hour: 'Sorry,mate-dyslexic signwriter!'

"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."

'You're great and all, Grandpa, but I just can't get past the ponytail.'

Austin Powers

"Sir, while you were out the baby-doll dress came into fashion, went out of fashion, and came back with a vengeance."

Hippie in an office with an inbox and a 'Far Out, Man' box on his desk.

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

Teddy boy's picnic

"He's been in there for about three weeks. . . I warned him that he was too old to sit in a seventies bean bag."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Aluminum Christmas Tree, 'Nope, it's just not the same.'

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'Help I can't move. It's the suction.'

"You must try to stop living in the past."

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

1950's Lady.

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"It's a period piece."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Grammy was Shabby when Shabby wasn't chic."

Eighties Woman.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Shoulder pads. How '80s."

"... No, I'm not 'part of a 1970s re enactment society'. Dave just hasn't bought me anything new in years."