Retro Shows Pillows

"You don't see yourself in the Zoom meeting because you're watching the opening of the Brady Bunch."

'Apparently, the government thought this would be more fun than just issuing regular identity cards.'

"It says here that, since there generations who never saw them, BBC and ITV are re-showing every programme since 1970."

"Damn! We just missed hitching a ride with Fred Flint-Stone."

The Missing Sock Returns

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Early Colour TV

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Alien attack in the 1950s

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Disco Dancing

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'