Retro Shows Gifts

"You don't see yourself in the Zoom meeting because you're watching the opening of the Brady Bunch."

'Apparently, the government thought this would be more fun than just issuing regular identity cards.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Before the Internet

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Early Colour TV

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

The Old Time Television Channel

Colonial Larrysburg.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Disco Dancing

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Gramaphone Man.

A 1950's Barber Shop

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'