Retro Show Enthusiast Gifts

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The Old Time Television Channel

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub