Retro Entertainment Enthusiast Gifts

'My gosh, man, you can't go out there and fight bulls with such shoddy equipment!'

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Drive in movies.

The Old Time Television Channel

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

1950's.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub