Retro Entertainment Enthusiast Pillows

'My gosh, man, you can't go out there and fight bulls with such shoddy equipment!'

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

Drive in movies.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

The Old Time Television Channel

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I hunt and I gather. I invented multitasking.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub