Retro Movie Enthusiast Pillows

"I keep telling you, it's running on the nights and weekends schedule!"

Man asking prositute 'What do I get for �8 and two used Jane Fonda videos?'

"Forgot to rewind the rented video - and you?"

'You'd think a movie with a little like that would have at least one chase scene.'

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Fred Astaire

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

Tin Man Visits New York

Phantom of Casablanca

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

The Bride of Frankenstein

Marilyn Ghost

Janet Leigh

John Wayne

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'For years after Hitchcock's movie, we got real respect.'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Last night I dreamed I was lying on a beach with Sandra Dee, and a big lifeguard asked to see my beach tag. I didn

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Sad in Seattle," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I discovered my dad is a conspiracy theorist. He says Obama's not American, we never landed on the moon, and someone went back in time and re-edited Star Wars to give C-3PO one silver leg. Stop yer sniveling! Have you any idea how lucky you are to have a father who cared enough about you to give you such priceless material with which to mock him? Papa Cohen never did anything mock-wort

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."