Retro Culture Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh, for Pete's sake!"

"Delbert very nearly 'made it' as a popstar in the sixties"

Actually, Doc, we ex-hippies refer to it as a Pot Belly, not Beer Belly!

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Computer Class.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'It's an antique!'

Moulin Rouge Security

Edison invents the personal stereo

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion