Retro Culture Fan Pillows

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

"Thank you, I'd rather stand."

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

One-Martini Lunch

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'Mom and dad are hogging Facebook again. Let's just meet at the mall and talk.'

Elevator Stuffing Was A Very Short Lived Fad In The 1950s,

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

La la Land.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Moulin Rouge Security

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

The Four Tops in Concert

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Elephant in Headphones

Hippie Edibles Co.

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."