Retro Culture Fan Prints

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

"Thank you, I'd rather stand."

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

One-Martini Lunch

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I was a ladies man back in the '70s and '80s. But now the woman I partied with all see it differently. What I want to know is

'Mom and dad are hogging Facebook again. Let's just meet at the mall and talk.'

Elevator Stuffing Was A Very Short Lived Fad In The 1950s,

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

La la Land.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Moulin Rouge Security

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Today's special is we'll pull the plug on the jukebox if someone else's music annoys you."

The Four Tops in Concert

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."