Retro Art Fan Prints

'We can't meet this way any longer. Vaudeville is dead as a doornail.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Pharaoh Cocoon

A Quiet Rebuke.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Drive in movies.

Draw!

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Habanero ..."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

The drinker.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."