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'We can't meet this way any longer. Vaudeville is dead as a doornail.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A Quiet Rebuke.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Draw!

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Habanero ..."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

The drinker.