Retro Culture Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, for Pete's sake!"

Actually, Doc, we ex-hippies refer to it as a Pot Belly, not Beer Belly!

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Moulin Rouge Security

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub