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Ginger Lynn

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

'Wo! Look at that thing! What a brilliant idea!'

In the Nostalgia District

'Your trouble is you're living in the past.'

"Rugged romantic seeks elegant lady. Must like hunting and gathering"

VHS at the Antiques Roadshow: 'I'm afraid the fact that you've 'got tons of blank tapes for it' doesn't make any difference.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

'Hit hard -- you're making four copies.'

Tuned In, Turned On, Dropped Out, Dropped In, Worked Out, Saved Up, Dropped Dead.

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

Accountant

'But how do you download music?'

'Modem Times,'

Ed reflects on his checkered past.

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

I have an analogue mind in a digital world.

Concerts back in the good old days...

"Talk faster. I'm on a land line and I have the feeling we'll soon be disconnected."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"In case you haven't heard, we live in caves now, and we wear clothes."

'We've got to do spring cleaning more often. I found three eight-track tapes!'

'Dad, the PC crashed and I lost my calculator.' - 'Here Son. Try this.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'Please go to the library and bring me a few education journals from the 80's. It seems everything old is new again.'

"No idea. Maybe It's for self isolating?"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

The antiquated adding machine in case of emergencies

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'