Retro Culture Aficionado Gifts

'You have Saturday Night Fever, Wally, what you need is wine, women and song.'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Moulin Rouge Security

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Disco Owls

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Austin Powers

Robin Hood Flies.

Sunny and Chair

'Who's Phil Collins?'

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

David Bowie

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

Ray Charles

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Not the Adam Ant!'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Jackie Gleason's Old Desk: Trays read: InOutPow, right in the kisser.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

While his contemporaries scribbled on cave walls, Pete pioneered the modern day man bag!!!

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

Pistols at dawn.

"Have you seen my CD player?"

A swing bin...

"Ahhh, look at all the lonely people."

"Well if Henry had behaved like that in the 40's! Really"

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

Stag Dance in Barracks of Army of Potomac