Retro Music Aficionado Gifts

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"You can come out now. The Beatles are gone again."

"I love when my husband explains the sixties to me."

David Bowie

Still stompin' at the Savoy.

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

'He's on another line. I'm going to put you on hold. Do you prefer 60's hits, 70's hits, 80's hits or 90's hits?'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

"These are granddad's old music albums. They put him in some kind of Boomer Bubble."

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Computer Class.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Boombox

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

1950's.