Retro Music Lover Gifts

"Oh god, he's going for the jukebox!"

Fun (circa 1955)

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you."

Back to School Specials!

'Wow! Look at the size of Grandpa's CD.'

Gramaphone Man.

"You're the swinging sixties, ain't you?"

'Stuff your dad likes stage'

Mom & Pops General Store - Free Hi-Fi

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

Do you have a police record?

'This just arrived on the midnight train from Georgia.'

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Mary had a little lamb. And some mashed potatoes.

Stereo for the elderly

'What happened to good old fashioned music where you can't hear the words?'

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

It's a new singing group called 'Peter, Paul, and Mary.'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."

Cassette Deck

Hits Of The 80s: Remastered by the health and safety department.

"I'm just looking through your records. Some of these could be quite valuable."

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

"Dad, Dad, my favourite song is on the radio: ' I am the walrus' by the Beatles."

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."

Poor Charlie - died broke, but what a cat!

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

Chicken A La King

"Fenton, bring me my pipe, my bowl, and my Nat King Cole records."