Retro Sound Lover Gifts

'He's nice for an old guy, but that Lawrence Welk ring tone of his creeps me out.'

Gramophone Headphone

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

Fun (circa 1955)

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Boombox

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Groovy Baby

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Old Book Smell

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

King with the boom box.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

Disco Owls

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

The Four Tops in Concert

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Young Elvis

Fossil bands

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"