Retro Music Fans Gifts

WI-FI and HI-FI.

Village People Auditions.

Tea dance

"Is rock and roll over yet?"

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

People Who Talk To Elvis...

Girls just want to have funds.

'What happens when you get old.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Fun (circa 1955)

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Drive in movies.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Disco Owls

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Old Book Smell