Retro Pop Culture Fans Gifts

Tracy Tracy

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Drive in movies.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The return of the four sheepskins

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

The Four Tops in Concert

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

Elephant in Headphones

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

The Ignored Busker

Sunny and Chair

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'

Snake listening to music on headphones.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

COVID-19 fever

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'