Retro Pop Culture Fans Gifts

Tracy Tracy

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Drive in movies.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The return of the four sheepskins

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

The Four Tops in Concert

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

'Actually, we're here to pitch a treatment for a new Star Trek series.'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Elephant in Headphones

Marilyn Monroe

Sunny and Chair

The Ignored Busker

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

TV dinners: regular and widescreen

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'

The Wackoman (Heat it).

Snake listening to music on headphones.

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

rory gallagher caricature

'So that's why they use the Dutch flag colours...it's flat!' (Pepsi logo on vending machine)

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

COVID-19 fever

'Not the Adam Ant!'