Retro Rock Lover Gifts

Elvis on a alien Planet.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fossil record player.

Fun (circa 1955)

Liam Gallagher.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

1930's Lady.

Colonial Larrysburg.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Ringo releases his latest record.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Plymouth Rock

Groovy Baby

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Disco Owls

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Young Elvis

King with the boom box.

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

The Four Tops in Concert