Retro Lover Gifts

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Talk in private - 25 cents.

'Seriously! My parents say they remember when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls.'

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

"I remember when I was the best thing going"

Computer age.

Groovy Baby

Smokers' Museum: We smoked these everywhere, even in public places!

The Triumph of Substance Over Style

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

Telephone Retirement

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'Communications are down. Fortunately, we still have Old Gabby.'

"When your profile said you're an eighties-type guy. . . naturally I thought you were referring to the decade!"

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

"Everything about the car business has changed, Jim - except my jacket."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

"Nice mullet Wayne...!"

DAB vs AM/FM

'I'd rather have a TV.'

"The interview went pretty well but they didn't seem terribly impressed with my mimeograph experience."

"I agree with simplifying our lives, but maybe we've gone too far."

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it...mortgages through the ages.

Mangle

"It's very easy to operate. The pointy end is enter, and the pink end is delete."

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

"My computer is down...anyone know how to use this pencil thingy?"

"This never used to happen in the old days."

"How about now? Can you hear me now?"