Retro Lover Gifts

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Detroit will try anything to become profitable again.'

60's GoGo Girl...Past/60's GoGo Girl...Present.

'He got some bad grass in the seventies.'

"Google says it's an ancient privacy setting."

'Can you believe we got married, raised a family and retired, all without the help of a hand-held computer?'

'Seriously! My parents say they remember when all you could do with a cell phone was make calls.'

Talk in private - 25 cents.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

"I remember when I was the best thing going"

Groovy Baby

Computer age.

Smokers' Museum: We smoked these everywhere, even in public places!

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

The Triumph of Substance Over Style

Telephone Retirement

Mammoth hoover

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it...mortgages through the ages.

I stay stubbornly in the twentieth century.

DAB vs AM/FM

'You'd be getting a better shave, Dad, if you weren't using my RAZR phone.'

'I'd rather have a TV.'

"This woman's lib is getting beyond a joke!"

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"This never used to happen in the old days."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

"How about now? Can you hear me now?"

"This is it, Slim. I'm putting you on the next off-peak train outta here."

'Communications are down. Fortunately, we still have Old Gabby.'