Retro Media Enthusiast Gifts

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

"I remember a time before the internet... when we had to pay for our disinformation."

'With every DVD you get a free newspaper!'

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

The Old Time Television Channel

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

How Grandma Sees the Remote