Retro Media Enthusiast Gifts

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

The Digital Dark Ages

Did you hear Playboy's not going to show revealing photos anymore? What's Playboy? House of Java.net Cybercafe. Oh, right. Let me guess: You've never heard of it. Or maybe you have, but you've only read it for the articles. The only thing sadder than you telling those old jokes is if you really don't know ... Is it like Google?

"I remember a time before the internet... when we had to pay for our disinformation."

'With every DVD you get a free newspaper!'

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

The Missing Sock Returns

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Edison invents the personal stereo

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

1950's.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.