Retro Media Fan Gifts

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

Cold War Timewarp

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Before the Internet

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

'Hey...remember T.V.?

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Drive in movies.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

'Early Laptops.'

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

'Business was slow, slower than a fat tortoise with a limp. The phone hadn't rung for so long I thought it must be out of order. The new competition was good, very good. Who was this 'Google' guy?'

"I saw Elvis kissing Santa Claus."

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."