Retro Media Lover Gifts

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'We're a public library trying to keep up with the times.'

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Before the Internet

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

The Old Time Television Channel

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

The Bronze Age of Television

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

'What did your grandmother and I do before we had 600 channels? Go ask your 12 aunts and uncles.'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it! Rick's Cafe Tatooine

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'