Nostalgic Media Enthusiast Gifts

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'In my dreams, I can still hear him saying, 'You have low memory storage capacity.''

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Even the TV dinners are a repeat.'

'Mom, when I was born, was I available in both Blu-ray and DVD?'

Okay

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'

BBC Creative Dept.

'I think I liked it better back when there were only three networks insulting our intelligence.'

The following program contains adult material treated in a childish way, so call in the whole family.

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"