Nostalgic Media Buff Gifts

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Fossil record player.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

In his old days Superman's x-ray vision declined, but it still worked as a TV remote.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

1950's.

Holiday cottage

"It's running five minutes fast."

Boombox

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Inaction Figure

Mark Gastineau

"He reports to Grand Central Palace tomorrow."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.