Nostalgic Video Buff Gifts

Television With Video

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Elephant rides.

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Phantom of Casablanca

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Kissing at the Movies

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

Edwardians.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

The Farmer's Return.

Robert Mitchum

'Busy day?'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'Bond is back...again...!'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

"Cool phone features of the 90s"