Nostalgic Film Buff Gifts

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

"I love these black and white films."

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

How witness protection really works...

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Fred Astaire

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Elephant rides.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

Tokyo City Limits

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

Marilyn Ghost

Janet Leigh

Phantom of Casablanca

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'