Nostalgic Movie Watcher Gifts

'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'To me a re-run is only something I've already seen this morning.'

'I know modern movies are filled with violence and sex, Dad, but those old movies have people smoking in them.'

Kissing at the Movies

'Oh, you'll like school -- It's like Sesame Street, only in 3-D!'

Late Night TV

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"Unbeknownst to many, there was also a fourth little pig..."

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'I went to a fancy dress party as Humphrey Bogart and I've smoked ever since.'

'THAT was weird -- I dreamed I woke up next to Suzanne Pleshette!'

'There goes Tokyo.'

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

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Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

'Forget this show. It doesn't even have a viewer warning.'