Vintage Film Buff Gifts

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

Tony Hancock

Later, Don Diego de Vega would modify his mark to a simple letter Z.

"We're groucho marsupials."

Steve McQueen.

Cary Grant

On the Town.

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

Audrey Hepburn

'Been watching the Dambusters again Les?'

Cash and carry on, "A nice pair, ooh missus, two juicy melons, aw gor blimey, jumbo sausages - stop mucking about-whopping big bananas ha ha!"

Mae West

Audrey Hepburn

"I can..play the..Marx brothers."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Marx Brothers.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

"At least it wasn't THRUSH."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

Ronald Reagan

"Fine Facebook friend you turned out to be."

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Buster Keaton

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Jimmy Cagney.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

How witness protection really works...

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'