Vintage Movie Buff Gifts

The limits of power

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"God, don't you just hate it when you get an RSJ stuck between your teeth."

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

Exhibitionist: Next showing 2.15.

'Marge!' One victim calls out to another as they are carried off by Frankenstein and the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

Michael Caine.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"I remember the days when I could cancan - now I can't can't."

The self-isolating Ranger

Anna Magnani

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Steve McQueen

Buster Keaton

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Jimmy Cagney.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Draw!

Film Star Robert de Niro

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"How was prom?"

What a gentleman imagines while he holds a door open.

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

How witness protection really works...