Vintage Film Buff Mugs

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

Tony Hancock

"We're groucho marsupials."

On the Town.

'I'm not too happy about this new identity you lot have given me!'

Cash and carry on, "A nice pair, ooh missus, two juicy melons, aw gor blimey, jumbo sausages - stop mucking about-whopping big bananas ha ha!"

Mae West

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Marx Brothers.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

"At least it wasn't THRUSH."

"You're gonna put me on that Nice List. Capeesh?"

Ronald Reagan

"Fine Facebook friend you turned out to be."

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Lumiere brothers caricature

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Tin Man Visits New York

Marilyn Ghost

Romy Schneider

The Bride of Frankenstein

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Tokyo City Limits