Nostalgic Film Buff T-Shirts

'Mom, how many 'D' did they have when you were a kid?'

"I love these black and white films."

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Elephant rides.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Marilyn Ghost

Tin Man Visits New York

Janet Leigh

Tokyo City Limits

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

A potato's favourite video

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"