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"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

Elephant rides.

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Kissing at the Movies

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Robert Mitchum

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

The Farmer's Return.

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Edwardians.

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

Bring back the cat.

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.