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Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Elephant rides.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

Phantom of Casablanca

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Kissing at the Movies

The Farmer's Return.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Robert Mitchum

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

Future Nostalgia

"We ought to send PBS some money so it can afford better pledge-break specials."

Little known trivia: Fred Astaire began tap dancing when he had loose floor boards, but no hammer.

Edwardians.

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'Bond is back...again...!'

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"Cool phone features of the 90s"

That movie back in '69 really made an impact on him.

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."