Vintage Moviegoer T-Shirts

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

'Play it again, Sam.'

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

The Gladiator.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

I'm Spartacus.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

Cary Grant

Laurel and Hardy

Hitchcock's The Birds

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

'You believed Bing Crosby was a priest. Why can't you believe Ronald Reagan was a president?'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Lumiere brothers caricature

Fred Astaire

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Tin Man Visits New York

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

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Marilyn Ghost

The Bride of Frankenstein

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Romy Schneider

Phantom of Casablanca

Peter Lorre caricature

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll