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'Play it again, Sam.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Janet Leigh

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

Tokyo City Limits

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

A potato's favourite video

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

Kissing at the Movies

Pamela Anderson Ward.

On the Town.

Robert Mitchum

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"