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Victor Mature.

'Play it again, Sam.'

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

How witness protection really works...

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

"Ben, forget... what... I'd said about... plastics!"

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Tokyo City Limits

"Remember - this meeting never happened, we never met, and you never wore that tie with that jacket."

"California has always been too big for its britches."

"I did not ram Preston Sturges down their throats."

Phantom of Casablanca

Janet Leigh

Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Willis in 'Wise men 3'.

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

A potato's favourite video

Brighton Rocky

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

Anna Magnani

Lorne Greene

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space

Pamela Anderson Ward.

Kissing at the Movies

Robert Mitchum

"A superhero that doesn't wear his underpants on the outside is no superhero at all!"

On the Town.

Ug Rogers in the 1st Century - Prehistoric Sci-Fi Movies